bisexualmarvel:

me; a broke bitch in my 20’s making my christmas list;

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

baklavagyna:

me at 60 years old, a renown art critic with 29 masters degrees and 15 phds in art history giving a lecture at yale: this painting gets my dick rock hard 

mimir-anoshe:

doktorgirlfriend:

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

- Persephone ghost wrote this. 

punkshitposts:

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.

Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.

hey guys! a lot of our followers have been reblogging this post telling us that doing this will harm workers and trees! i understand your concern, and i even get why you believe that. the thing is, you don’t spike every tree in a forest and then walk away. you spike a few of the trees that are slated to be cut down, then you put up a sign or send an email telling the loggers that some of the trees in this area have been spiked

spiking a tree has a small chance to cause an infection in the tree. but cutting a tree down has a Huge chance of killing the tree, and they cut down a lot of trees

this has also never harmed workers. iirc, there was one example of a logger getting hit with a chainsaw chain, but it was disputed as to whether or not the tree had been spiked. in reality, it only harms their equipment, making it very expensive to cut down any of the trees in the area, just in case

many of us believe these things, because the logging industry dumped tons of money into propaganda to stop us from protesting their actions, either by convincing us that what they’re doing is good, or by convincing us that what we’re doing is worse

so remember, do your own research, punch nazis, and buy recycled paper

~mod Civ

wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

nessamiibo:

asexualconnor:

asexualconnor:

Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.

But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.

The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.

However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.

gaysaulgoodman:

bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

thor’s new outfit is so fucking bad

what late 2000s sci fi show did this slip out of

dankmemesreasonforliving:

priyasdimples:

somesnarkyurl:

babyboodle:

postmarxed:

snipcantsnap:

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

Notable addition:

@black-tiger-of-evil

@jennysdimples

breakfastwithhannibal:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

I thought I just had a stroke wtf

sailorbrazil:

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

elreyputo: